Poem rounds up a few least favorite things

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Parking meters, liars, cheaters,

And, of course, the coming of the skeeters.Running out of bait, or leaky waders.No-talent, aggressive Rollerbladers.Thugs and hoods and thieves and dopersAnd last Sunday's column by Richard Roeper.All this damn government controlAnd George Will thinks he's on a rollCorrupt kings, unworthy leaders,The fact that not everyone writes like Telander and FederThings aren't as bad as they seem:There's Elvis, Jordan, Carol MarinAnd Joan Esposito, a maiden fair,And in the …